we're blogging at a bar
STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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