I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
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I intend to get homeless drunk
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
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The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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