i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
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