Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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