U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
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