you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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