I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
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