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and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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