We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
be right there i have to get my cape
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
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