Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Randomize
