What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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