i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
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