check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
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Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
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bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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