I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
meow
WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
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There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
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YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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