I smell stomach acid.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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