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Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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