I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
My pussy is not your playground.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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