yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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