4 words: hood of his car
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
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Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
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well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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