It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
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i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
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I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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