Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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