Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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