Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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