if i died would you start the facebook group?
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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