i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
I love you.
Bad choice
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