Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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