I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
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No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
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If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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