margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
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I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
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Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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