We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Randomize