with your own penis?
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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