I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
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