I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
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When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
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I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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