I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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