check it out our google latitudes are spooning
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
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