Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
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I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
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Male strippers are involved. You are coming
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
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