She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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