omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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