He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
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Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
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No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
ok first of all what the fuck
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