You're my little dorito
You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
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Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
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Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
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