How'd it feel making her break her religion?
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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