Having a random hookup so left but love u
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
Randomize
