I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
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