Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
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Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
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Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
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