when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
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I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
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I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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