I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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