I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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