If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
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the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
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Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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