Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
my being single is dangerous.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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