Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
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