VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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