i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
third nipple confirmed
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
You almost got us killed.
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