Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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