The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
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That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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