so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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